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unclassified - 29 09 2001 - 16:42 - katatonik


We remove the obstacles that cause adults to abandon hope.
Great, I’ve waited for this since I have nominally become an adult. So what are you going to do to remove world hunger as well as the fruit fly invasion in my kitchen?
Obtain a prosperous future, money earning power, and the admiration of all.
Including the fruit flies in my kitchen? I’ve always wanted to be admired by the obstacles I remove.
If you are an adult with a high school diploma and have a minimum of three years of experience in the field you are seeking a degree in, YOU QUALIFY.
Three years of The Fight Against Fruit Flies should qualify me for pretty much anything, you’re right. Perhaps a degree in high-speed evolution?
Take part in the wealth now! Within days you can apply for that unreachable job, or show your degree to your employer and demand the raise and promotion that your knowledge and skills deserve.
katatonik: Hey, employer, look at this precious degree in high-speed evolution of fruit flies! Do I get more money now?
Employer: We’ll talk after you’ve cleaned the kitchen.

The degree earned by our students enables them to qualify for career advancement and personal growth, while breaking down the wall that prevents them from receiving big money.
Meaning I personally will grow so big that the wall to the bank next door will crumble? You know, the Incredible Hulk WAS always my idol. Though Green Lama is not bad either. Or was it Llama?
No one is turned down.
... and all will be turned on, I know.

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