”... came by and told me she thinks she is going to write a book. She said that one time she went into a house and there was a turkey in the oven. Crawling with maggots. Another time she was showing a house and the people had been going poo in the bathtub, and she opened the hall closet and a chicken came out! I’m not sure that made me feel better, but we had a good laugh.”
Read more of the astonishing tale about how Ms. Frances Whitney cleaned her newly bought house. [via WorldNewYork] It remains unbeknownst to us why she actually bought it.