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- 25 01 2002 - 21:15 - katatonik

Stripping citizens

Something is definitely weird in this country of ours. Citizens form groups, strip and have their pictures taken. These pictures are then combined into calendars, which are sold to other citizens.
It started with young women from the countryside, active in the agricultural arena. Then followed their male counterparts. And now, people, 17 policemen in Graz offer themselves to the greedy public in martial macho poses. It is, however, unknown whether the naked women shown lying at their feet are policewomen.
What’s next? Gorgeous Grannies? Indecent Indologists? Pornographic Politicians? Breasted Bakers? Naked Numismaticians?

The above sites are all in German; the lewd character of this country is thus mischievously hidden from our many foreign visitors, who would no doubt decide to spend their holidays elsewhere – if only they knew what really goes on behind our picturesque facade! Tourists from abroad: camp catatonia is where you were warned first!

Apparently, some of the posing policemen felt their privacy was violated (!) through promotion of the calendar, of which altogether 350 000 (!) copies were printed. The calendar is therefore not officially available anymore, but only through the website of the publisher, which I was unfortunately unable to find.


my o my. who's talking about stripped? some of the agricultural specimens seem to my eye dressed to the point of being indecent. especially the female ones. and, by the way, these countryside calendars are quite cute. aesthetically pleasing, so to speak. *hrmf*

on the other hand, the policemen pinup is neither more nor less than i had expected - judging from my experience with those guys. (local folklore has it that they have to pass tests at the police school to prove whether they are really stupid and sadistic enough for their job.)

fan of the Grazer Polizei (Jan 30, 12:20 am) #

my o my. who's talking about stripped? some of the agricultural specimens seem to my eye dressed to the point of being indecent. especially the female ones. and, by the way, these countryside calendars are quite cute. aesthetically pleasing, so to speak. *hrmf*

on the other hand, the policemen pinup is neither more nor less than i had expected - judging from my experience with those guys. (local folklore has it that they have to pass tests at the police school to prove whether they are really stupid and sadistic enough for their job.)

fan of the Grazer Polizei (Jan 30, 12:20 am) #

this should have been only one log, sorry

fan (Jan 30, 12:21 am) #

glad to note that not all non-Austrians (?) are deterred by local lewedness. there's still hope for us, then.

katatonik (Jan 30, 01:50 am) #

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