Modern technology
Modern technology is, like,
when you’re sitting around a campfire late at night, in a self-made Tipi in the garden, and, like,
you’re out of drinks and the drink supply is, like,
100 metres away in the house of the party host, and, like,
one of you takes out a mobile and sends an SMS message to the host saying “bring three beers and red wine to the Tipi”, and when, like,
the drinks never arrive because the host has at this point already misplaced his mobile.