And now for a completely different explanation for vampirism
“Dental floss teaches our children to inflict pain on own bodies. Not only that, but the blood from freshly flossed teeth gives children an opportunity to develop an affinity for human blood. Oh, I realize that regularly flossed gums don’t bleed, but by that time it’s too late—they’ve moved on to picking scabs and sucking on them, and just wait till they realize that they can thrive off the blood of others! Where do you think the idea of “blood brothers” came from?” Dental floss is destroying our children!